Friday, June 10, 2005

People can be bought like stamps but you can't stick them to an envelope.

People change their minds to much! I think that once you commit yourself to an idea you should have to stick with it for at least a week. I think that you should recieve a shock helmet in the mail upon each new idea you adopt. Everytime you contradict yourself in according to your idea in converstation, thought, or anything else you should recieve a very painful shock straight to your cerebellum. I'm talking, there should be puddle of drool at your feet after the shock. This way people wouldn't be so quick to adopt ideas they dont really know about.

On another note I believe the sun might actually be a warfare device of some foreign country because I was in the sun all day today and I feel pooped! I think they are trying to sap America's people of their energy so they can sell us overlypriced foregn goods like swedish water or canadian air and cripple our economy! I think it might work like a giant bug zapper or something. Anyway you look at it, it has to be scandal!

Learned that just because you completely believe you can do something doesn't mean that you can actually do it. I stood there on the beach carefully studying the movements of the surfers in the water and surveying the waves and the way they rolled in. I jumped in the water on my brothers longboard fully expecting to carve the waves up and quickly realized that the ocean was alive and was trying to KILL me! I think the concept of being able to do anything only actually applies to God.

At this point I'm going to admit that the title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with the post itself I just liked the way that it sounded and goodnight!

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