Saturday, November 25, 2006

Tastiness!

I'm waking up to a whole new world around me! My eyes are opening and I can see it.....the truth! The truth is......SUSHI IS DELICIOUS!!! This wonderful delicacy is widely stereotyped as "nasty raw fish"! Oh you poor, poor blinded fools! It is the best experience I've ever had with my mouth! (granted I'm not married yet) The warm rice mixed with the cool fish and the spicy flavors of wasabi, it is perfect! You naysayers and doubters will be punished for your treason against the mighty god of sushi! His name is.......CARL!!!! FEAR CARL YOU TASTELESS HEATHENS!!!!! Your tastebuds will be cursed to only taste raw sewage if you don't pay homage to the might of CARL!!! Who wants some chicken? Did you say yes? THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "NO I DON'T WANT NO FILTHY CHICKEN I WANT DELIGHTFUL SUSHI!" Now the CARL is after you! MwhahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAH! (cough)! Hahahaha!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The time it takes to cook a pizza.



I'm writing as long as it takes to cook my delicious Tostinos pizza. I think there is only about five minutes left so this could get interesting. What did I do today? Ummmmmm I woke up and thought it was going to be a bad day but actually turned out to be a pretty good day. I passed my french oral exam, (there was nothing dirty about it) I had lunch with friends, and I got invited to a couple of peoples houses for Thanksgiving when I thought I was going to be alone. (Vickery is going home for Thanksgiving and I'm not) Uh oh, I smell my pizza.

I love egg nog. It's funny though because it has no nog in it whatsoever. If that's the case they should have named it Thick Egg Drink! Now that sounds appetizing. I have to go to work in a few mins and I'm slightly excited. I am excited about doing some Shakespeare after the holiday break. Okay ummmmmmm that's all I have time for because I don't like burnt pizza.

"Drink it till it don't drink!"

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

It's been a while.



Well it has been awhile. What does that mean? Let's anaylyze. "It" in itself is nothing, "It" refers to something tangible. For this exercise lets say It represents a hobo. Okay so, "The hobo has been awhile". This could mean that said hobo has been alive for awhile. This could be an old hobo. This could also mean that the hobo is loitering and the sentence, "The hobo has been awhile." could mean he has been in one spot or an area for awhile. Also, say another hobo comes and says to our already exsisting hobo that he would like the spot he is in now, and lets say that a hobo master(one who is the master of all hobos) happens to be about and to defend our beloved original hobo he could explain to the new hobo that, "THE hobo has been awhile." with certain hand gestures and pointing of course. I guess that is pretty well explained.

There you go more nonsense.......see ya in another month.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

For the previous I am sorry.

If you're a christian you will probably understand this post all too well. If you're not a christian then let this be a testament to the fact that God will always point out to you when your mindset is wrong.

After that last post I went on for a couple of days with the same attitude I had displayed on this site. Ex: Poor me, I hate my job, I have no money etc. In that time I have heard three different sermons in three different places about how I should look at the good side of things because I will benefit from that more. I feel better now.

Even when I was complaining I knew that there was so much to be thankful for. I just needed some time to scream at someone and God is a good listener and a good teacher.
Moving on, If I had big robot arms then I would rip apart cars and break things needlessly.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

It's the little things!

Isn't it amazing how you can have a bunch of really good things happen to you and then one bad thing throws everything out of wack? Hold on a second. Screw optimism! I have had a bunch of really bad things happen to me lately! I am void of positive experiences. I don't care if you think I'm whining. I refuse to compare my situation to other people's who have it far worse than me. I am going to be self centered and angry. This past month has been terrible! Here's a list of the crap that has been going on.
1. My school lied to me and didn't give me anywhere near the amount of money theYY PROMISED me in my return!
2. Because of the latter I am in a financial pickle!
3. Because of the latter I was forced to take a job that I hate, making barely any money!
4. Because of the latter I have about 400 dollars on my credit card!
5. I just got a flat tire this morning that I don't have the money to fix!
6. I just failed my French mid-term and will now be hard pressed to bring my grade up!

All of that has happened in ONE month! I get over one thing and then WHAM something else comes along. Normally I would be very mature about all this and push on, but I'm just fed up with bad stuff happening to good people. YES I CONSIDER MYSELF GOOD PEOPLE. DON'T JUDGE ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm sorry for yelling and being all around nasty! F*CK!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Blah Blah Blahbitty Blah!

Well I said I would'nt do it ever again and now through necessity I am forced to go back on my word. I'm working at Fatz Cafe! I did'nt swear off Fatz in particular I just swore off all restuarants like it. Ex:Outback, Ruby Tuesday, Applebees, etc. I hate working for these chains. I don't hate for no reason either. My hate is justified. These people don't hire, they fish. The dangle the bait of a good job with a caring company in front of you and against your better judgment you take the bait. That's when they pull you into the boat bang you against the floor and later rip out your guts. Below are some of the lies they tell to snare you.

1. What they say: Here at (insert any big corporation food chain) we believe in teamwork and act like a family. We care about your quality of life outside of the restaurant as well as inside.
What they mean: We don't care about you! We don't care one bit! Do not come to us with any schedule changes or ever complain about a schedule we make. You may request off some days for certain things, but that does'nt mean we'll give them to you. In fact just don't waste the ink in your pen!

2. What they say: We are all here to make money. We will give you the best oppurtunities to make as much money as you can.
What they mean: We control how much money you make! Piss me off and you'll get a two table section in the smoking area! I'll give you a good oppurtunity when you suck up to me, but other than that you're screwed pal!

3. What they say: We are an easy going company. We don't look for things to be wrong, as long as you are doing your job and making the customer happy we will let you do your thing.
What they mean: We will never leave you alone! We will nitpick every single detail we can think of until you go crazy! We will ask you to do something and then yell at you for doing it. We also promise to bring our personal lives to work and take it out on you! We hate you!

4. What they say: We try to think of new innovative ideas to make work more fun and inviting.
What the mean: We don't really try. In fact we do the opposite. We make things as uniform as we can. If you've done your job once then you can do it again a thousand times over the same way! We prove to you our lack of imagination by making you take 12'000 tests in order to work here. Each test will ask you the exact same information. Afterwards we will give you the same speech about our values and beliefs. Once again we hate you!

Well, I could keep going on and on about the dangers and subtle evil that lurks in these restuarant corporations, but I have to go to class. Remember if you can do anything else, then do it. These places are hell!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Maybe someday.



I am an actor. I act in lots of plays and play many different characters. I love it and seek to do more and more acting, but there is one thing I've always wanted to do that many of my friends and family probably don't know about. I've always wanted to sing lead vocals in a band. I love to sing and to write and I'm not to bad at it either. I can't play an instrument, unless the slide whistle counts. Does it? It is not something that I really have to do. It isn't something that I feel I must do. (like acting) It's just something I've always wanted to do. I express myself by the characters I play, I just want to try expressing myself through writing and singing. I don't know if I'll ever get the chance outside of my car, maybe someday.

I am really enjoying life. I'm just having fun doing nothing much. That makes sense right? Currently I am struggling with the decision of whether I should transfer schools, or not. I don't know how it is going to turn out, but the time for decision is coming soon. I have to decide by December, because if I am going to transfer I need to apply by December. What do you think I should do? Just make a blind decision and tell me.

Moving on. I would really love to make a movie this semester. I have some friends who have the know-how to do it. It is just getting people motivated that is the problem. Well that and coming up with a script. Those are pretty important. If you were going to make a movie what would it be about? I'm going to end on that note. Adios my friends, oh wait Au revoir. Bye.