Are the magnetic fields in the earth increasing?

The animals here at Caswell have gone flippin insane!! I now know what it feels like to be in Alfred Hitchcocks "The Birds". I was walking out of the Sherrill Chapel after taking care of my bathroom needs and in the tree was a very angry robin squawking his head off at me, for some reason this made me think of that T.V. show "When Animals Attack" Just then as I was thinking about this bird that pecked people in their heads my jedi senses kicked in (or it was the loud shuffling of wings) and warned me that a feathered projectile was flying at my head. I turned my head to the left just in time for a big,black,beastly,bloodthirsty, raven to come flying right over my shoulder in the path where my head used to be. (how about that alliteration)

What exactly was this bird thinking? I am a human being! I and my kind rule the earth with guns and fire! What did the bird think it was gonna do to me? I guess it could have irratated me, in which case I would have destroyed it with my superior intellect! Maybe the bird had some liquid courage in him. Which leads me to my next question. Who is supplying the animals of Fort Caswell with booze? What kind of sick, degenerate person gets animals drunk so they can wreak havoc on unsuspecting people as they walk to work! Who am I asking all these questions to?

On to a more uplifting subject. I along with a friend of mine have created a new pool game that will surely outrank the popularity of the pool itself. The name of the game is SUBMERSIBLE!!!! All you need to play is a pool,a surfboard, and water splash bombs. The rules are as follows:

RULES

1.The person on the submersible is the Submersible Captain. His object is to tag everyone who is not on the submersible and be the only one left in the water. While on the submersible the captain will have missles thrown at him if he is hit with the missles he must abandon the Submersible. Once the submersible is abandoned the first person to get to the submersible is the new Submersible Captain. The Submersible Captain can catch the missles and throw them anywhere he/she likes, in the pool.

2.Everyone who is not on the submersible is an attacker. Attackers use the water bomb aka missles to hit the Submersible Captain. If the Submersible Captain gets too close to you, you are not allowed to hit the captain with the missles.(about 10 feet) If you are targeted for tagging by the Captain you can not knock him off the Submersible, you can however grab the front of the board and push it away from you.

3.If you are tagged you have to sit on the side of the pool and wait until the Submersible Captain is knocked off to get back in.

4.Once there is one last attacker in the pool all the other attackers are allowed to help the last attacker that is in the pool via throwing missles from the pool side.

That kiddies is the game of Submersible, happy playing.

The game of Submersible is trademarked by www.thingsareinteresting.blogspot.com and www.wilmingsloan.blogspot.com. Any attempt to claim the game as your own or capatilize on the game will result in a lawsuit in which case you will be sued! Thank you.