Tastiness!

I'm waking up to a whole new world around me! My eyes are opening and I can see it.....the truth! The truth is......SUSHI IS DELICIOUS!!! This wonderful delicacy is widely stereotyped as "nasty raw fish"! Oh you poor, poor blinded fools! It is the best experience I've ever had with my mouth! (granted I'm not married yet) The warm rice mixed with the cool fish and the spicy flavors of wasabi, it is perfect! You naysayers and doubters will be punished for your treason against the mighty god of sushi! His name is.......CARL!!!! FEAR CARL YOU TASTELESS HEATHENS!!!!! Your tastebuds will be cursed to only taste raw sewage if you don't pay homage to the might of CARL!!! Who wants some chicken? Did you say yes? THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION! YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "NO I DON'T WANT NO FILTHY CHICKEN I WANT DELIGHTFUL SUSHI!" Now the CARL is after you! MwhahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAH! (cough)! Hahahaha!

The time it takes to cook a pizza.

I'm writing as long as it takes to cook my delicious Tostinos pizza. I think there is only about five minutes left so this could get interesting. What did I do today? Ummmmmm I woke up and thought it was going to be a bad day but actually turned out to be a pretty good day. I passed my french oral exam, (there was nothing dirty about it) I had lunch with friends, and I got invited to a couple of peoples houses for Thanksgiving when I thought I was going to be alone. (Vickery is going home for Thanksgiving and I'm not) Uh oh, I smell my pizza.

I love egg nog. It's funny though because it has no nog in it whatsoever. If that's the case they should have named it Thick Egg Drink! Now that sounds appetizing. I have to go to work in a few mins and I'm slightly excited. I am excited about doing some Shakespeare after the holiday break. Okay ummmmmmm that's all I have time for because I don't like burnt pizza.

"Drink it till it don't drink!"

It's been a while.

Well it has been awhile. What does that mean? Let's anaylyze. "It" in itself is nothing, "It" refers to something tangible. For this exercise lets say It represents a hobo. Okay so, "The hobo has been awhile". This could mean that said hobo has been alive for awhile. This could be an old hobo. This could also mean that the hobo is loitering and the sentence, "The hobo has been awhile." could mean he has been in one spot or an area for awhile. Also, say another hobo comes and says to our already exsisting hobo that he would like the spot he is in now, and lets say that a hobo master(one who is the master of all hobos) happens to be about and to defend our beloved original hobo he could explain to the new hobo that, "THE hobo has been awhile." with certain hand gestures and pointing of course. I guess that is pretty well explained.

There you go more nonsense.......see ya in another month.