Cloning is useful for many things!!

I had a rather stimulating conversation this morning at breakfast about clones and the idea of clones stuck with me throughout the day. I have decided to be pro clone. Now some of you might be thinking to yourselves (and I know you are, I can read your minds) a christian who supports cloning, WHAT!!!! Let me explain, I asked three people today to give me three things that are bad in our wonderful world and I would use those things to prove the usefulness clones would provide. Now onto the things:

Tornados- Tornados are a terrifying example of the power nature weilds, behind them they leave destruction, death, and sorrow! Wouldn't it be totally awesome if we could stop a tornado in its tracks? We already have the equipment necesarry to track a tornado, the thing we lack is the "equipment" to stop the tornado. Here's my suggestion: fly an airplane over the tornado and drop thousand upon thousands of rather "plump" clones right into the vortex of the tornado, the combined weight of all those fat clones will slow the wind speed down and the tornado will cease to exsist.

Now you might be asking yourself what would you do with all those dismembered and bloody clones after they had been strewn all over the place by that violent tornado?

World Hunger- Clones would be perfect to end world hunger. You could go around and pick the clones up after a tornado and take them to your local CPP (Clone Processing Plant) to be picked apart and cut into choice pieces of meat and delivered into a grocery store near you. You wouldn't have to wait for a tornado to harvest clones of course you could farm them like animals. We could end world hunger everywhere with the help of tasty, tasty clones. Mmmhmm.

Who would be willing to do this you might ask?

Poverty- We have a problem with the rising number of poor people in the world. Poor people would be the perfect candidates to take on a jobs such as clone harvesting, cutting clones up for food, dropping clones into a tornado, etc. The poor have already been through enough emotionally and physically scarring events to be numb to the point it would take to carry out the tasks necesarry to perform these jobs. In the process they would be getting paid a rather hefty sallary for these jobs and wouldn't have to live on the street any longer. They would no longer be poor! Amazing!

So you see there are many useful things we could use clones for, you just have to remember that clones aren't really people and you don't have to feel bad about the horrible and unfair circumstances that get handed to them straight out of the test tube.

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