Crazy excited and ready to pull a trigger!!

"Well, well Mr.Lynch you thought you could get past me and my army of warriors", he said as he carefully put a bead on the unsuspecting enemy. The anonymous sniper took a breath in and as he exhaled, he slowly clinched the trigger of his weapon and said, "Your mine!". BANG!! The enemy fell and there was nothing but landscape in the snipers scope.

This is just another succesful day in the world of paintball battles. Okay let me explain. If you remember in my last blog I said I was really "jonesing" to play paintball. Well I got to talking about it with some fellas who work here with me and now we have five people who want to play and are going out to buy guns and the appropriate equipment required to participate. I just said all of those big words because I could. It definetly could have been much simpler, for those of you that read that and felt taxed afterwards, I'm sorry. Oh and get an education!

On another note I have really been thinking about the "chainsaw bear fighting sport" and have decided in a future post I will list the rules of this game as I did with "SUBMERSIBLE". The name of the game will be called Chainsaw Bear Grappling or CBG for short. (thanx Joey) I just found out that I have a small following of people in Africa and Europe reading my blog, maybe it's one or the other. It doesn't matter the important thing is that I have people from another time zone and country reading my blog. Hey that's about as exciting to me as if I found out that Batman, Spider-man, and the Easter Bunny were real. Any kids that are reading this, disregard my last statement and keep on believing in the bunny.

I have a new therapy that will replace the "foam bat" therapy. You know that stupidly, absurd, off the wall idea where you and your partner will some how solve your differences by arming yourselves with weapons and attacking each other. What genius thought up that one? (probably Nancy Reagan) Anyways, you get an Xbox, Halo 2, and sometime to play video games. You and your partner make characters with your names as the screen names and then you go at it with fake weapons and pretend to kill each other. I think that is much healthier. Trust me.
With that said and the picture of a man fighting a grizzly bear with chainsaw stuck in your head I bid you, farewell.