Ahhhhh the papers, the papers!

I've only got one more to go and then.... fall break! I have had four different papers due this week right before fall break, but none of them have been as stressful as this one. I have to write a reasearch document analysis paper on Exodus 2:23-3:15. It has to be 5-7 pages and the bad part is that I have'nt even started on it yet. It's only a draft, but it counts 40 percent of the final paper grade so I can't just turn in the regular page of crap draft that a usual college student would be turning in before going off to a wonderful fall break. It sucks, but mostly because of my poor planning so I can't be too mad.

On another note I have just discovered that I have super powers unparalleled by any super heros in the history of comic books. What are my super powers? Well I can with a single thought instantly materialize any size pineapple upsidedown cake I want and I can cough up an entire size eleven addidas sneaker. These things might not sound very impressive, but I love pineapple upsidedown cake and I wear size eleven shoes so I never have to buy a new pair. Another thing, is a well placed pineapple upsidedown cake of the right size can stop even the vilest offender in their tracks covered in a sticky delicious mess. If only I could summon armies of fireants then I would be really fearsome.

Well I guess my mind is kicking me in the head because I just realized that I should probably go and start writing that huge paper I haven't even started on. I bid you all farewell and adios.