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Today on the blog we'll be interviewing J.T. Willwright. Author of books and things people read.

J.T.- Well, what do you want to know about J.T. Willwright?
Me- Let's start with this new book your writing. You were talking about it earlier.
J.T.- What book?
Me- Earlier in the cafeteria, you said you wanted to talk during the interview about your new book.
J.T.- Oh, right, right.
(Silence)
Me- Well?
J.T.- What?
Me- Your book!
J.T.- Oh yes, Jacob you can't rush an artist! That is what I am afterall. My mind is full of deep thoughts and my emotions are a tool used by Gods.
Me- What are you talki...
J.T.- Anyways Brian, my book is about..
Me- Jacob.
J.T.-What?
Me- You called me Brian.
J.T.- I did no such thing! Thomas, implying that I can't remember your name is insulting to my intelligence.
Me- Let's just talk about your new book.
J.T.- Okay my new book is a historical thriller with Demons, Angels and a tragic death in the end.
Me- Sounds interesting, kinda like a Frank Peretti book, huh?
J.T.- Do you have something personal against me Lou? Do you?
Me- What do you mean?
J.T.- Nothing. Your a nice kid Dean but you lack focus! Can we get back to the book?
Me- Uh.. sure. What's the title?
J.T.- Normally I wouldn't debut my new book title on such a low key media but I like you Stan and I'm gonna do you a favor. The title of my new book is "Bible"
Me- That's funny. Whats the real name.
J.T.- I'm completely serious, the whole book revolves around the main character who I chose to call Jesus. I don't know where I got the idea, really it's brilliant. Your welcome.
Me- You can't write the Bible, it's already been done.
J.T.- Don't be ridiculous, don't you think I would know if my book was already written.
Me- What publisher are you using?
J.T.- I'm not. I'm writing each copy by hand and signing them personally. They sell for about 20'000.
Me- You gotta be outta your mind.
J.T.- That's what the publisher said, they were just jealous they didn't think of the idea themselves. I guess your jealous too David.
Me- JACOB!
J.T.- Your name is very nice! Mine is J.T. WILLWRIGHT! This is fun.
Me- This is all the time we have today.
J.T.- Can I say one more thing?
Me- Yeah go ahead.
J.T.- You can kill a dolphin and make a cerremonial headress, but then you'll got to jail.
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