Attack of the yuck!

Shakespeare once said, "To have good breakfast or not to have good breakfast that is the line between passing college or not!" I think it was in his play Omlet! That's a good one, one of my favorites! Anyways, as you can probably tell breakfast was a bust this morning. In my last e-mail I talked about the horrible attrocities of the cafeteria here at G-dub. I might have been imbelishing just a little bit. In all truth the food here really isn't that bad it's just when you compare it to other schools food it's not up to par, an example would be the delicious food selection at UNCW's "Hawks Nest". Wanna hear something ironic? The reason I decided to go to a private university instead of a cheaper, bigger, state school was because I wanted to major in religous studies and state schools don't offer those courses as majors, some silly rule about church and state. Anyway it's ironic because since my school is private and not state funded my tuition is insanely high, somewhere in the ball park of 22,000 thousand a year! I pay more but my school has less benefits than a school where tution is about 8 or 9 thousand a year. I just thought that you lovers of the ironic verse would enjoy this fine example in my life.

On another note I just found out how close I am to Asheville, NC. (about an hour) I love Asheville, there's snow, sushi, and since there is snow there is snowboarding! I know that sounds like a weird combination, but you haven't lived until you pop a spicy tuna roll in your mouth while pulling a 360 tailgrab. Seriously though, another reason I'm excited about that is I have some friends that go to Appalachain State and I can see them with relative ease now. Ahhhhh, I can hear Asheville calling to me now, "Jacob....Jaaaacoooob, cooomme andd eeennjoyy my supple slooppes and raaaww fiiisshhhh" Apparently Asheville is a ghost.

Well I just recently recieved an e-mail from my good friend agent Sloan, challenging me to put together a paintball team up here at G-dub! (I know, I know it sounds like the 1st college of George Bush) He is putting a team together at UNCW. I am very proud of your love for the sport Agent Sloan, keep up the good work. I'll definetly be putting a team of my own together and someday we can meet on the field of honor and battle victoriously or something like that. Anyways it is time for my next class so until next time, think of ways to send me money, my address will be in my next post.