So here I am.

Well I finally got here. After all the worry and stressing out about forms and fees, I'm finally living on the Gardner-Webb campus. I gotta tell ya, it feels good. The school is beautiful and everyone here is soooo nice. I'm still suspecting that soon everyone is going to take of their human masks and I'll be stuck in some kind of carnivorous lizard nightmare. I'll be running from these bloodthirsty lizard people and I'll trip and I'll be lizard food. Until then I'm really enjoying myself here. The town the college is in is really small. I thought that would bum me out but, instead I really like it. There is a main street like you see in movies and that's where everything is. Restaurants, coffee shops, everything is right there. It's great.

It looks like I might be getting a job at Outback Steakhouse which would be awesome. I have an interview today at 2:30. I'm a little nervous but I think I'll get the job. I have it all lined up. I have a traditional aussie outfit, a boomerang, and a kangaroo on a leash. How much more Australian can you get? For added affect I'm gonna let the kangaroo loose in the restaurant and knock him out with my boomerang. It'll be great. Meanwhile all the animal rights people are calling their lawyers. Good stuff, good stuff.

I miss my Caswell people more than I thought I would. Oh and Nathan if your reading which would be a miracle since no one is reading, it's not that I forgot you it's just that I thought Vickery was in Shallotte not Wilmington and I don't know anyone from Wilmington with that name. Anyways, sorry for the annoying personal message in my post it won't happen again and if it does may the beasts of the land eat me voraciously!

Well it's finally happened I've gotten on the health kick. I just spent an hour researching the best work out regiment for me and how to lose weight and tone up. I might be turning into a society zombie!(see earlier post) Anyway, I guess I should go and get ready for my big interview. Gotta prepare you know: eat lunch, get dressed in Aussie garb, brush the kangaroo, and practice boomerang throwing. The basics. Good day, mate.
Thingsareinteresting.blogspot.com would like to state to all the animal rights people out there that countless kangroos were slaughtered during the careless practice of boomerang throwing in order to prepare for this job interview and on one occasion a flame thrower and a wood chipper were also involved. Thank you.