You can fight a bear with a chainsaw but that doesn't make you cool!

In my last post I promised that I would list some rules for CBG (chainsaw bear grappling) for anyone who was interested enough to play the game. I wasn't going to do this but I actually had someone ask me to put them on here so here goes:

First, before I get into the actual rules let's talk about equipment.

Obviously your gonna need a chainsaw. What kind of chainsaw is entirely up to you.

Alot of first timers think that the bigger their chainsaw is the better chance they

have of beating the bear. WRONG! Please don't make the mistake of

weilding a weapon that you won't be able to swing more than twice before

you become tuckered out. What good is a giant saw if all it's doing is tearing the ground

to bits while you get mauled. I recomend starting out with some medium weight saw so you

can get a nice swing and still do some damage to the bear. I myself like to dual wield

two lightweight handsaws and just jump straight into the fray.

Also, your gonna need a pretty high powered hand gun. This is in case you get into a sticky

situation and you decide to give up. You need something powerful enough to

penetrate a bears skull so don't try to walk into the pit with a .22 or something like it.

I recomend the Desert Eagle. It has enough power to get you out when you need it.

With all that said here's the rules:

1. At the blow of the refs whistle you jump into the bear pit and begin your assault on the bear. Keep in mind the bear has not been fed and will try to eat you. Your sole objective is to kill the bear with your chainsaw and not get killed in the process.

2. You may not at any time use bear traps or feed the bear poison to weaken it.

3. The match ends when you either kill the bear or it kills you. If you've decided that you can't handle all the fury of a hungry grizzly then and only then can you fire upon the bear with your pistol, at that point officials will try their best to get you out of the pit.

That my friends are the official rules to Chainsaw Bear Grappling. To any that find this game interesting you probably were dropped on your head a few too many times in which case this would be the perfect game for you. Enjoy.

I have recently become sickened with the popularity of Jesus. Now, before everyone decides that I'm a hypocrite for being a christian that doesn't want Jesus to become popular let me explain myself, more and more people who don't exactly care about the principals taught in the bible are wearing clothes that are meant to be used to teach those principals. It just seems to me that the message of Christ might get a little skewed if you some dude is stumbling around drunk wearing a "Jesus is my Homeboy" shirt. Don't get me wrong. I really like the idea of Christian t-shirts, I just don't like people wearing christian t-shirts and doing non-christian things. It sends the wrong message about christianity and trivializes Jesus. I realize that about now some people are reading this and saying "Freaking Christian trying to control what people wear". I'm not doing that at all. Wear what you want, but this is my sight and my opinion and I'm entitled to it.

If you don't like it I'll just have to introduce you to Old Justice and Thunda! (that is the name of my fists)

For anyone who is interested I will soon be adding a link to my site where you can ask me any question you have about Christianity. I would like to in closing leave you with a quote that changed my life.

"You can shingle a dog house with pancakes, but ice cream doesn't have bones"

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