Another sleepless night in La La land.

Sleeping is becoming one of those things that I can barely remember. It seems like every time I want to go to beddy bye the sleep monster comes out and eats my sleep matter. You know the black dense matter that you put into the furnace in your back to fuel your body's sleep cycles. If you don't know what I'm talking about forget that I said anything and when the man in a black suit is at your door just smile and look into the light.

A friend of mine has decided to go two weeks without eating to better appreciate the whole experience when he can eat again. I say kudos my friend quadlos. I don't think I could go 8 hours without eating. I'm serious. If I don't eat I start to bite the people around me and I don't know where you live but at my school cannabalism is not cool.

My girlfriend's RA is a dang hall nazi and the worlds biggest hypocrite! I know that sounds harsh, but the truth hurts. We got wrote up today b/c I walked down the hall by myself. Technically I was breaking a rule and normally I wouldnt have gotten made except that she always has some guy coming up to her dorm unescorted. The other RA's say that she goes to parties on campus and breaks about every rule there is, but she'll write anyone up for the littlest thing. I don't kow if the drinking thing is true, but from my own experience she is not a very pleasant lady. I have decided that her wild life documentary name will be "crap breath"

Work is doing a little better, I asked for more time off during the week so I could concentrate on school more and I have 2 days off this week. I wrote a poem about work, here it goes......

I lied, sorry. There is no poem. If I was going to write a poem it wouldn't be about something as lame as Outback Steakhouse. Did you know that you can own an Outback relatively easy? All you have to have is 20k and sign a 5 year contract. Who do you go to for religious counseling when the pope asks you for advice? I'm not Catholic so it doesn't matter. This post is becoming worse and worse!

I do have good news. I am typing this post on my brand new apple do everything machine. It's handy. I have already used it for several things that would have been difficult otherwise. It's got this cool translater on it where all I have to do is write a paragraph and it translates it to any language I want. Even Swahili. Cool huh?

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