Its my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

21 years ago a mysterious and glorious thing happened. Into the world entered a force so cool, so smooth, so fresh, and dare I say sexy? Yes I do dare, so sexy that the very pillars of the earth trembled when this force came to be. This force has a name so ancient and powerful that mans lips can't utter its syllables. His parents therefore gave him the nickname Jacob Jackson!! ALL TREMBLE IN AWE AT THE MIGHTY FORCE OF ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this post will be short because I have no creative juices in my head. There is a creative booger, but I'm saving that for something really challenging. Well at this point you guys can all tell me what you would give me for my birthday if your spending budget was exactly .27 cents. POST!!!!!!