Help me my sweater is trying to eat me!!!

I can't find anything worthwhile to watch on T.V., probably because television is just a demon in a pretty box! Just joking of course. No really though stay away from that freakin thing or it will suck your soul right our of your head! I saw it happen once.

On another note I just poked myself in the eye and the screen looks something like a picasso. I wish I hadn't done that. I definetly wouldn't be disappointed if my own finger didn't jab my eye. I guess something went on between the two that I'm not aware of. This reminds me of something...........

If you put a packet of Hidden Valley Ranch into your salsa it makes it "jazzy pizazzy" and makes things different. That's what the happy, fat woman on the soul stealer said. I guess I believe her. You know some Hidden Valley Ranch mix in some ones eyes probably doesn't feel "jazzy pizazzy". It probably freakin stings. However, that would definetly change everything. I can see it now. A little ranch mix in the eye and all of a sudden world war. Ranch is dangerous. Stay away from ranch and t.v.'s.

The Howard Stern show is really disgusting! I think it shows the kind of crap that americans support with their money and attention. If you'll notice I didn't capitalize american because I am ashamed. Right now the focus of attention is on this ex WWF star who has these freakishly big lips and is doing everything she can to show her boobs off on camera. I really am too disgusted to talk about this, but I do have one last thing to say about it........ ewwwwwww.

I was thinking the other day, who do you think would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Godzilla? Think about it. Post some comments on my page with a little explanation. You know just to stir things up. I am very tired and wish for sleep now. I must say that it has been hard for me to do my bible study lately and I am definetly feeling the effects of it. Well chew on that and everyone have a great Thanksgiving.