I'm gonna make that monkey give me a nickel!

So here I am. Sitting in the hall waiting for my next class to begin. The urge to trip somebody is overwhelming. I know it's mean but I think it's hilarious when people fall down. It's like my grandmother always said, "Get away from me you little creep you don't look like anybody in this family!" Oh how I miss grandma. She was so joyful.

On another note I only have 10 days of classes left before a new semester. That seems really short and as I think about it I realize that the semester flew by with the disappointing speed of a silver bullet. (personal pun intended) I am however really excited about next semesters interesting array of classes I get to take. My PE is going to be pretty cool, it's tower and rock climbing! Oh yeah, that's right baby I'm gonna be the cliffhanger of Gardner-Webb, now all I have to do is find a girl to drop into a gorge! That shouldn't be too hard. I made a 78 on my history test. Now usually I wouldn't be too happy about getting a C+ on a test but in history courses I judge a C+ to be more like an A- so in that respect I did pretty darn good! Get out the fine brandy and lets shoot some Indians!

I'm really looking forward to Thanksgiving break. My whole family is gonna be there and it's been a long time since we've all been together. The best thing about getting my family together for any kind of eating occasion is that everyone in my family is an excellent cook. That includes my younger brother and supposedly my dead great grandmother who is reported to be able to make soup from an old shoe that tastes like the best thing you've ever had. I don't really know much about her other than the fact that she gave me some glass monkeys when I was a kid, oh and a Mexican pinata bat. If I ever meet any bloodthirsty violent pinatas then I'm well equipped to smash the sweet candy outta them suckers! Thanx granny.

I guess now is the time for me to pay attention in class so that I don't fail these last efforts to drive me crazy. One last thing for all of you people to think about: my birthday is in 21 days so here is my question. If you were going to buy me a present for my 21st birthday what would it be? THINK!!!!!!