The gun smoke has cleared and it's a new day.

I was tough. I was strong. I gave it all I got and I think I did pretty good. I finally have all my papers done and ready to turn in on this the first day of fall break. That's right. Hop in the car, rev that enginge, crank up some tunes, and hit the road, but never hit women. Well you know I'm actually kind of divided about this subject of hitting women so let's talk about this for a second. Now ussually I would say never hit women unless of course you are a woman then go ahead and make a field day out of it. If your a man it's another story. If your a man I would normally say never hit women, but I gotta tell you I don't care if she is a woman or an endangered panda if your threatening me with a knife I'm knocking your teeth out. I wouldn't even be gentlemanly about knocking out the lady. I would knock her out with my fists and stand over her screaming and what the bullocks is a panda doing with a knife anyway. Who gave that panda a knife? How does he know how to use it? The whole situation of a panda having a knife is just really awkward.

Anyways, I'm really excited about this fall break because I get to rest, see friends and most importantly not go to the worst job on the planet. Well I guess It's not the worst job.........yes it is. It's gonna be a lot of fun. The thing is that I only get four days to break. There is so much I want to do back in my hometown that I'm probably not going to get to do because of the shortness of my break.

Well kiddies wish me luck on the road. You know no cops, good gas mileage, and all that stuff. I hope everyone has a great weekend and remember it's like my dear grandmother used to say, "Get away from me you little creep, you don't look like anybody in this family!"