Dumpster Feet Bears and a Pig Named Gruntildabeast.

Well I know it has been a long time since my last post. I guess when your busy learning the ways of the zombie so you can be prepared for your final exams time just slips out of your bony fingers. I trust no one. Beef stew is only good if you add spices and I once had a 300 pound man step on my stomach. The wierd thing is that I let him do it. My colon hated me for about a week. Glass bottle cokes are the best soft drink there is. I just realized that soft drink is a term referring to a drink that is not a hard drink such as liquor. I can't believe I never thought of that. In Michigan they call it pop instead of soda. Sometime cola too. Nobody likes the cola kids. I used to get called North Carolina when I lived in Michigan. Apparently my accent sounded more stupid than theres. I pretend that the person in the mirror is someone looking through a window. I always try to guess what I look like if he's just staring through a window. Why is he always at the windows I'm looking through? If I could grow a full beard I would. I have a million good ideas but very little drive to do them. I need a drive engine to hook up to my skull. I want to go camping on the beach and then go snowboarding. My friends are getting farther and farther away from God. I'm afraid I'm letting it affect me. I should be studying right now, but I'm not. I can't wait to act in my first movie. I want to create a character that can't be forgotten. I want to be able to provide for my family. It is almost time to pay my car insurance. I Hope the price goes down soon. Those wrecks were a long time ago. This may be getting boring, but I bet your still reading. I crave to be able to do so many things. I want to dance, sing, cook, create, write, be responsible, be organized, wear a tie, button my shirt, and read all the books I'm in the middle of. That's not all the things I want to do. My dinner tonight at one point was chewing on some grass and I bet it had no idea that it would oneday be dead on a plate and eaten by me. I'm mean. My hands feel clean. I brush my teeth once a day. Most of you do too. You can take back that disgusted look you gave me now. Thank you. I love Christ. People make me sad sometimes. I want to share Christ, but don't know how. I want to do things that are unexplainable. I have to go now. I have to study. I have to act. I have to study acting. I must not go to sleep or I will fail my zombie exam. I crave brains.