I just have to say that refunds are awesome.
Well today I got my school refund back and it was a very pleasant experience. I have received 2,269.04 back for my refund. I have decided to blow it all on robot parts and create the worlds most sophisticated ninja toaster. That's right, it slices, it dices and it can kill a whole village in less than a second. It's the ninja toaster, don't piss it off!
Well yesterday was the super bowl and while I don't care about the outcome of the game the commercials were pretty dang hilarious! I think the Fed Ex commercial was my favorite. I was a little dissapointed at the amount of beer commercials that were on. There used to be a nice mix of commercials but it seemed this year that beer advertisement dominated. I'm not against drinking responsibly but it does bug me that beer is idolized by the media. The beer companies spend a truckload of money on advertisement during the super bowl. The kind of money they spend for these time slots during superbowl could be put to much better use. I mean does anyone actually watch the funny commercial about the streaking lamb, go to the store, pick up a six pack of bud light, try it and find out that it's disgusting and then keeps buying anyway because the commercial was funny? If you just answered yes to that question you have become a media zombie and I feel very sorry for you. I will also find you and pop a cap in your zombie head because you eat people and endorse beer. (Mainly for the eating people part though) What I say is baffling!
I have to work tonight and for some odd reason I'm kinda looking forward to going tonight. I'm guessing that it probably has something to do with the fact that wednesday is my last day working at the Outback. That's right, I will no longer be an employee of the australian house of steak. It's really a long story that invovles nudity, a boomerang, and a kangaroo but I really don't feel like telling it again and everyone will see it on the news in the next couple of days anyway. The important thing is that for some reason or another I'm not dreading going to work. It probably won't be busy which is a shame because I have been working on my new show tunes and was going to debut them tonight at work. Oh well, an audience is an audience even if they are drunk and full of steak.
Well as I close this entry I will leave you with a little Jacob trivia. I don't know whether I snowboard goofy foot or regular because I can do both. It's maddening. See ya later.
2 Comments:
Curtis speaking: I just hope everyone saw how desperate those beer makers must be; to have that many commercials about something so bad. Oh well, I now live just an hour and a half from you so I might come see you sometime. I'm still praying for you man. Good to see you've started posting again. "Let's put another shrimp on the barbie."
Dude. I think the3 fact that you can board either right or left means that you should avoid binding anything to your feet for the rest of your life. It is just not normal, therefore, it is utterly disgusting.
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