Its my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

21 years ago a mysterious and glorious thing happened. Into the world entered a force so cool, so smooth, so fresh, and dare I say sexy? Yes I do dare, so sexy that the very pillars of the earth trembled when this force came to be. This force has a name so ancient and powerful that mans lips can't utter its syllables. His parents therefore gave him the nickname Jacob Jackson!! ALL TREMBLE IN AWE AT THE MIGHTY FORCE OF ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well this post will be short because I have no creative juices in my head. There is a creative booger, but I'm saving that for something really challenging. Well at this point you guys can all tell me what you would give me for my birthday if your spending budget was exactly .27 cents. POST!!!!!!

Wasting time is what I'm good at.

Here I sit once again banging out another useless message on my keyboard. I hope your all very proud of yourselves! Really I should be working on my monologue for my acting class but I just don't feel like it. I guess it's the whole having to think and then write thing thats getting me. Anyways, I trust everybodys break went okay. I found out that an alarming number of people have to go the the doctor the day after Thanksgiving because they failed to cook the turkey to the right temperature. Turkeys are dangerous.

I can feel it. Can you? If your a student the last two weeks before Christmas break are dragging you down. It really is just a torturous time full of papers and last minute projects and my favorite part about this time of the year is when you post on your blog instead of doing work that needs desperately to be done. I really shoud get payed to waste time. I'm good at it.

I need to be more disciplined. I have decided that. You see there are all these things I would like to do, but I never seem to find enough time to do them. I'm convinced if I was a little more disciplined I would be able to manage my time and money better and therefore be able to do the things that I want to do but can't because I'm not disciplined enough. I realize that was a painful run on sentence that I should have erased in the draft stage of this post but I didn't. If I had to write it you have to read it.

I'm already looking forward to my snowboarding trip in Febuary. It is going to be awesome. AWESOME!

I guess now is the time for me to depart from you and go to sleep but first I have a quick question for you. Between the names Turkey Sub and Guadamala which one shoud I choose for my kid? Tell me!!!!!

Help me my sweater is trying to eat me!!!

I can't find anything worthwhile to watch on T.V., probably because television is just a demon in a pretty box! Just joking of course. No really though stay away from that freakin thing or it will suck your soul right our of your head! I saw it happen once.

On another note I just poked myself in the eye and the screen looks something like a picasso. I wish I hadn't done that. I definetly wouldn't be disappointed if my own finger didn't jab my eye. I guess something went on between the two that I'm not aware of. This reminds me of something...........

If you put a packet of Hidden Valley Ranch into your salsa it makes it "jazzy pizazzy" and makes things different. That's what the happy, fat woman on the soul stealer said. I guess I believe her. You know some Hidden Valley Ranch mix in some ones eyes probably doesn't feel "jazzy pizazzy". It probably freakin stings. However, that would definetly change everything. I can see it now. A little ranch mix in the eye and all of a sudden world war. Ranch is dangerous. Stay away from ranch and t.v.'s.

The Howard Stern show is really disgusting! I think it shows the kind of crap that americans support with their money and attention. If you'll notice I didn't capitalize american because I am ashamed. Right now the focus of attention is on this ex WWF star who has these freakishly big lips and is doing everything she can to show her boobs off on camera. I really am too disgusted to talk about this, but I do have one last thing to say about it........ ewwwwwww.

I was thinking the other day, who do you think would win in a fight: Bruce Lee or Godzilla? Think about it. Post some comments on my page with a little explanation. You know just to stir things up. I am very tired and wish for sleep now. I must say that it has been hard for me to do my bible study lately and I am definetly feeling the effects of it. Well chew on that and everyone have a great Thanksgiving.

Dang I'm tired.

Well it's pretty late at night here at good ol' Gardner-Webb. I just got off work and am going to retire soon. Not before I put a new post up though so you guys have something to read. Oh, by the way I made $127 tonight in tips. Ohhhhh yeah.

Well it's getting closer and closer. That's right folks Thanksgiving break! I know that to some of you people who aren't in school anymore Thanksgiving break seems like any other stressful holiday, but to us in school it is a wonderful release of pressure and schoolwork. It is a time to fill yourself with food and sleep galore. A time to watch football and lose yourself in good company. There really should be some kind of special recognition for this holiday. I am hereby and officially giving Thanksgiving special praise for being such a wonderful holiday. Good holiday, yes you are.

Well I'm going to sleep now. I hope I have some cool dreams. Well see ya.

A new day a new post.

I know that frequently I have been posting quite a bit. Everyday actually, or close to that. I guess I just have a lot to talk about. Not today though. Not much going through my head. Which is a good thing I suppose because I'm sure that if anything went through my head it would surely kill me. I don't want to die like that.

I had a meeting with my advisor today and it went good. I am set up to have some pretty great classes next semester. Now I just have to get through the agony of waiting for this semester to end. I'm pretty sure that I'm failing my math class. I guess that doesn't bug me too bad. It's only one class and I'm not trying for a perfect 4.0 GPA. GPA stands for Great Panda Assault! I was thinking. You know how in the wonderful art of Kung-fu a lot of the styles of fighting are based off of animals and the way they fight? Well they are. Do you know what would be a pretty lame Kung-fu style? Jellyfish Kung-fu. You just kind of bump into your opponent hoping to sting him while he punches your lips off. Your weapons would be two soggy ropes. (those would represent the tentacles) Yeah, that would pretty much lose to any other form of fighting.

Anyways I guess right now I am gonna give you a visual of what I am doing right now. I'm sitting in my dorm room at a wooden desk that is the color of unvarnished pine. Directly in front of me is my laptop and behind that is a row of books with a mirror behind them. I have a picture of some friends of mine from this summer at Caswell. I can see my head bobbing to the Red Hot Chili Peppers music playing from my laptop. Behind me is a white brick wall with nothing on it. I can see my bed posts going up the wall and above me is the bottom of my bed. (It's lofted) I kinda feel like I'm in a cave because on my left is my wardrobe dresser and it closes me off under my bed. It's nice down here. Secluded. Nobody is bothering me and I am enjoying the quite of my thoughts and reflections. I am at peace. Peace. That word makes me think of Christ. I accredit him with all the peace in my life. This world is so unpeaceful and I am thankful that in him I can find peace. I guess that makes me want to ask you, do you know anything about Christ? I mean know about him without preplaced doubts in your mind? Have you ever talked with Christ? Do you ever wonder what your purpose is? I don't know what it is. Yours I mean. I know what mine is. Do you know where I found out? Christ. I really love Christ. My advice to anybody who hasn't given Christ anymore thought than pessimism and doubt is that you try to talk to him. If he isn't there then what do you have to lose? Please don't expect to cry out to Christ and then instantly all your troubles will be fixed. They won't, but you'll start to feel a peace and a presence that can completely change your life. Eventually you'll see that through trusting Christ nothing is impossible. I hope you take my advice and search for Christ. He'll show up because he loves you and wants you to find him. He's been searching for you and wants you to come. I love Christ.

Well with all that said I really feel like doing some Bible study and talking with my God so I think that's what I'll go and do. Goodnight everybody.

Waiting for the laundry to dry and then..... sleep.

It's pretty darn late here on the Gardner-Webb campus and I'm still up waiting for my laundry to dry. What does one do when waiting for an annoyingly slow dryer to dry their clothes? The post on their blog of course.

I had a pretty good day today. I woke up and went to a new church that a friend of mine at work was telling me about. The name of the place is Beaver Dam Baptist. I was very excited to go, but to my disappointment the place was just like a regular church building. Not a beaver dam at all. Not even one stinkin beaver. However, that was the only disappointing thing about the place. The sermon was excellent and I felt like God was really speaking to me. The message was basically to sum it up about how we shouldn't get satisfied with the our spiritual growth or how much time we get to spend with God because it is when we get satisfied that we stop trying to grow in our relationship with Christ. The message was also about why we as humans are never satisfied. We are never satisfied because we are not home. We have eternity written into our hearts by God. (with red ink I expect or else doctors would have seen it already) We can't fully become satisfied with our lives here on Earth becuase we were made to live eternally with God. Anyways, it just opened my eyes and showed me that there were some things in my life that I was getting comfortable in and I was just slowly pushing God. It was a good sermon. I also made 76 dollars in tips at work on a Sunday. Take that slow Sunday wizard! (the guy who makes Sundays slow at Restaurants)

I know that this will probably sound like a broken record to regular readers, but I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving. The food, oh yeah! I also get to see my family. My mom is gonna be there which will rock my face off. I have missed her quite a bit as she has been in Florida getting chemo treatments and it has been difficult to see her being that I am at school. I also look forward to any chance that I can take time off of work at Outback. Well what do ya say?

I must go now. Laundry and my bed are calling my name simultaenously and I must listen or my head will explode. Remember kiddies, don't drink bleach and always wash your underpants. (not with bleach, unless thier white) Ewwwwww why would you need to bleach your underwear? Too much gravy will do that to ya. Okay I'm going. Peace and remember that Christ loves you even if you don't love him.

Me and math got into a fight and I ripped maths lower jaw off!

Usually I would leave some time between my last post and my recent post so that people can respond, but I really, really would like to voice my disdain for math classes. Don't get me wrong. I'm not one of those people that say math is not important or that math is useless. All I'm saying is that I don't need it!! Well let me rephrase that. I don't need to know any math other than basic multiplication, division, addition, subtraction, fractions, and decimals. Other than that it is completely useless to me. Why? How come I'm exempt? I'm a double major in Theatre and Religious Studies. I just can't see at any point in my career where higher math will be useful. "I'm sorry Timmy but I'm not teaching you about Jesus until you can find the slope of this perpendicular line" or "Now to better understand my character I'm really gonna need to know the value of x in this equation." Do you see my plight? I guess my final statement on this subject is math really shouldn't be a core requirement for majors outside of the field of math.

Another thing that has been bugging me is these people who are posting on my blog to peddle their ware! I get all excited because it seems like someone has actually taken interest in my words and thoughts and instead some guy is trying to sell me hair tonic for bald men. I'm not bald, my girlfriend is not bald and she definetly isn't a man! This annoying situation forces me to make a difficult situation. Should I limit my comments to only the people who are registered with blogger or should I just leave the comments open to everyone and endure the annoying salespeople? I guess time will tell the answer.

Thanksgiving break is coming up with a welcomed haste. I'm really, really looking forward to Thanksgiving break. Food and sleep, then more food, some football on t.v., more food and then the family tradition. Every thanksgiving everyone who is home participates in the time honored family traditon of a good old fashioned..........fart contest! That's right folks usually the Jacksons are a sophisticated group but once a year we blow the roof of the house and fumigate each room with lovely Thanksgiving gas. The great thing is my girlfriend is eating with us this year and won't she be surprized. I guess that in parting I will provide for you a great home remedy for choking on ice that works every time. Ready? When choking on an ice cube don't panic just pour some boiling water down your throat and that ice cube will melt right away. Your welcome.

I'm gonna make that monkey give me a nickel!

So here I am. Sitting in the hall waiting for my next class to begin. The urge to trip somebody is overwhelming. I know it's mean but I think it's hilarious when people fall down. It's like my grandmother always said, "Get away from me you little creep you don't look like anybody in this family!" Oh how I miss grandma. She was so joyful.

On another note I only have 10 days of classes left before a new semester. That seems really short and as I think about it I realize that the semester flew by with the disappointing speed of a silver bullet. (personal pun intended) I am however really excited about next semesters interesting array of classes I get to take. My PE is going to be pretty cool, it's tower and rock climbing! Oh yeah, that's right baby I'm gonna be the cliffhanger of Gardner-Webb, now all I have to do is find a girl to drop into a gorge! That shouldn't be too hard. I made a 78 on my history test. Now usually I wouldn't be too happy about getting a C+ on a test but in history courses I judge a C+ to be more like an A- so in that respect I did pretty darn good! Get out the fine brandy and lets shoot some Indians!

I'm really looking forward to Thanksgiving break. My whole family is gonna be there and it's been a long time since we've all been together. The best thing about getting my family together for any kind of eating occasion is that everyone in my family is an excellent cook. That includes my younger brother and supposedly my dead great grandmother who is reported to be able to make soup from an old shoe that tastes like the best thing you've ever had. I don't really know much about her other than the fact that she gave me some glass monkeys when I was a kid, oh and a Mexican pinata bat. If I ever meet any bloodthirsty violent pinatas then I'm well equipped to smash the sweet candy outta them suckers! Thanx granny.

I guess now is the time for me to pay attention in class so that I don't fail these last efforts to drive me crazy. One last thing for all of you people to think about: my birthday is in 21 days so here is my question. If you were going to buy me a present for my 21st birthday what would it be? THINK!!!!!!

The glare off the floor is killing my eyes!

Hello readers. I hope everyone is having as good a day as I am. It's beautiful outside, I don't have any big tests or anything looming over my head and I don't have to work! That's right. No work! I had a talk with the hooligans at Outback and told them If I didn't get the schedule I needed then I would be taking my expertise some place else and of course there was much groveling and hand kissing as there always is after I exert force in such a situation. I got the schedule I want and life is good. I only work three days a week and those day are on the weekend, the money making days. I would have to say in the noble words of J.T. Willwright, "I couldn't be happier if you smashed this weasel chewing on my foot"!

Anyways I just found out about a new site called "Limewire", new to me anyway. I'm testing its level of davy jonesness right now. I'm trying to download a cartoon for my viewing pleasure. We'll see if this file sharing thing is davy jones or not. (davy jones is the new way to say cool via J.T. Willwright) It sounds like a good idea, but seems to be terribly slow even on DSL. I do have some great news for my next semester of school. I will be taking voice lessons which is terribly important for any good actor and I'll be getting scuba certified to meet my P.E. requirement. Heck yeah! Next semester is shaping up to look pretty good.

I'm going to look at apartments in a little while so I can move out of the wretched dorms next year. While I love my school with its beautiful campus and cool classes I absolutely hate living in the dorms. I guess anyone who has had their own place before would hate living in the dorms. It's annoying to have to live with someone who smells like a wet bear rolled in crap! I have no problems with the guy other than he doesn't bathe and makes me want to stick air freshners in my nostrils! I'm just used to living alone or at least with someone with intelligence and knowledge of personal hygiene.

Okay after a short use of limewire I can asess that is should be called lamewire, definetly not davy jones! Everything I just tried to search was porno. Cartoon porno! Who the heck gets off to a cartoon? Not that I condone regular porno, but a cartoon? The geeks have gone to far! When I say geeks I mean those who would come up with the idea that they needed to see a cartoon character naked because they had some kind of fascination with them and thought, " I wonder what she looks like naked?" There should be help for these people. I guess with that I will let you go on a question: If it were up to you to eradicate the cartoon porn geeks how would you do it? See ya.